The fishies have been amply fed.

OK, so this past cruise was PRETTY crappy. Picture trying to do some squats with dumbbells, and you are temporarily suspended in mid-air while jumping up. Yeah, I didn't ask for the rollercoaster cruise, thank you very much. Vomit bags and motion pills flowed like...Well, I can't think of a flowing example that's nicely rated, so I won't.

On a different front, my roommate now thinks I'm going after her ex-boyfriend. And she doesn't like me at all now, and I still have to live with her. Mind you, ANYONE who knows me, knows I'm pretty damn boring, and am not even pursuing relationships now. Ha! This guy's been kind of talking to me a bit more than before, since they broke up, and to make it worse, she walks out of our cabin right when he and I are talking. Great....I even told this guy that while they've broken up, I still live with her, and that's that. Ha! All that aside, I really wish she'd get drunk one of these nights and fall overboard. It'd do me a big favor. Yeesh.

And we're in Tampa today, and it's cold! It's probably like, 50 or so. Of course I have no jacket to walk around in. Eh, I'm East Coast, I can handle it! Word to the East Coasters! Whoo-hoo!

Well ok, it's a little nippy out...

Did you ever get that feeling...

That your roommate is the head general soldier demon from hell? Well ok, maybe not THAT bad, but still drives the living shit out of you? Ugh. Lately I just get the feeling that I want to ring her neck and throw her nasty corpse over the side and feed the fishies...Ok, so this is a bit of a rant instead of a post, sorry kids...:OP

At any rate, we're in Grand Cayman today yet again. I went to this small market down from the tourist strip, with a friend...I think I've just had the best omelet EVER!!!!!!!!!! Well aside from Proud Bird in the South Bay, which was just as good...:O)

Other than that, there's nothing new to report just as of now, I suppose. I'll be back in a few days!

Khau-phee!

Ok, this isn't anything significant in this post. I'm just excited that I found a GREAT little coffee shop in Grand Cayman. It has like, AWESOME coffee, that has actually has a flavorful body.(Ok, stop with the perverted thoughts...Shame on you!) And...FREE INTERNET! Yippee!!!!!

Finding a great coffee shop: FREE

Getting internet: FREE

Small 12 oz. latte with flavor shot: $6 US.

Yes. You read that right. $6 for a cup of coffee. Don't ya love how the American dollar has gone to crap?

Who's got talent? Your Inspiration crew, that's who!

Yes, we just had our crew talent show the other evening. It ranged from people singing, to interpretive art, to large Indian dance numbers, to someone doing interpretive dance of Michael Jackson(and may I say, that guy was pretty good!)...

But then, our GUEST talent show was the next night. And may I say, THAT talent show is quite...special, let's just say. However, some of the crew talent got to be on that show. I don't think the guests knew what to make of it...Ha! They just had blank looks, followed by looks of "I didn't know the crew were actually human beings too! Wow!" Ugh, it seems retail will never escape me, it is here to stay in every way it seems, with the whole "we're the consumers, so only WE are human, not the people helping us." Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And to all my coffee-drinking buds, I'm having like, THE best coffee EVER! Real Mexican coffee, none of that Starcrud crap! :O)

We were in Calica the other day, and went to the beach with some friends. Man oh man, is that beach gorgeous. I didn't know it was topless, either(I'm sure all the guys would appreciate that!), but that was no biggie. No, I did not show my ta-tas, thank you very much. I was actually in a t-shirt and jeans. Yeah, that sounds like a death sentence, but it was actually pretty gorgeous that day, so I was actually pretty comfortable, all things considered. When I get comfy with my surroundings, I'm going to splurge and take a taxi to Cancun, which is about an hour away. Now THAT will be fun.

Oh and there's this bee that's been flying around on the window next to me for the last 10 minutes straight--this is the most intimacy with a man I've had since I got on the cruise...I think he likes me. I think this could be the start of something new...This could be the man of dreams guys, be ready!

Until next time friends, here's a pic of Calica beach...:O)